No doubt you'll notice we have new fire doors which we had to have installed by the landlord due to new regulations. Can I remind you that it's very important we adhere to the regulations and keep our doors closed at all times.
It would be helpful and appreciated if the use of the bin was kept to a minimum. It is primarily there for Radio Verulam rubbish. We do our best to recycle some of it which involves sorting it out and i'm sure just about everyone will be surprised to know I have found what appears to be a used condom. It goes without saying that the premises are purely for making radio programmes! Lets cut straight to the crux of the matter, not only is smoking banned but so is having sex on our premises.
All the best,